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被国中正妹摸屌
分类：情色幽默 更新：2024-05-16 21:06
那年的暑假我高一,为了金钱去饭店附设餐厅打工...每次送菜到饭店房间时,总看见光
着上身的阿兵哥,带着野鸡坐在床上,收了他一千元大钞,为了避免我再回来找他钱,破坏
他的插入时机,都直接说不用找了!所以我很爱在饭店送菜,因为淫虫付的小费很多...
餐厅里有个超级正妹,是国中生,有沈鱼落雁,闭月羞花之姿...但他很好动,简直就是很
三八,看我一附老实好欺负样,常常捉弄我...因为我矮,经常打我的头,不然看我抹髮雕
就冲过来故意把我头髮弄乱,以捉弄我为乐...因为他正,所以我也忍下来,只因他太可爱
...但他变本加厉,渐渐的会偷袭我的巨屌...每当我经过他面前,总会忍不防的猴子偷桃一
番,尤其是我在端菜时,他那突袭一捏一揉,总让我差点打翻餐盘...让我勃起大鸡巴去上菜..
..客人和经理总投以异样眼光,为何这个服务生送菜时一直勃起?好像裤档藏着巨炮般...
我终于忍不住了,有一次在他偷袭得手后,我抓住他,说以后再这样,我就要摸他的鲜鲍和酥
奶以示公平...他很贱的跟我说,你摸我就告诉经理,看他相信你还相信我?幹他娘的!!一直
偷袭我鸡巴,竟然还感威胁我!!天理何在呢?我还是忍着,因为一方面我真怕他告诉经理,二
方面我竟也爱上了这种被揉烂耙的快感!!
但在一次重要日本政要的结婚典礼上,我负责送主桌的菜,完全不得出错,力求完美!
但就在我要送最后一道菜,完美达成这项国宾级任务时,他竟然又从我后面偷袭了一把,揉搓
我的卵蛋,褪退我的包皮,又快手拉开我的拉鍊!这时我全身触电,火山爆发,再也受不了了!
哪个处男忍得住正妹淫手如此羞辱?结果我一失手将整盘甜汤倒在新郎头上,鸡巴迅速勃起
...捅出了西装裤被拉开的拉鍊,一棒敲昏了新娘,我当着众人的面,将正妹服务生抓住,撕破
他的上衣,拉下他的内裤,把他摔倒在地,掰开双腿...用传教士体位狠狠强行插入!他惨叫一
声,被我破处,而他的阴道真是紧到不行,我抽动数下,倒吸几口冷空气,就因经验不足而射出
千军万洨,疯狂的中出于他的体内!一边大喊:我终于幹到你这个破麻了!!
大家都在旁看傻了眼,随后大家为我的勇气和精彩的中出表现大声鼓掌叫好!此时新郎
醒来,大声斥责说:这是我的场子,我怎么可以让你比下去?他当场掰开新娘双腿,强力抽差
100下,随后射出新娘脸上...新娘大喊:幹你娘!好甘甜的洨!!
后来经理气极了,给了我300万资遣我,但留下摸屌正妹继续服务,我才知道,原来他一直
被经理逼迫摸他的小鸟,但因不容易找到,煞费心力,所以他后来才转向摸我的大鸡巴求爽!
那日本政要回国后,一直记恨伺机报復婚礼被我搞砸的不满,所以于前几年佔领我国钓
鱼台,并于最近拘捕趋赶我国渔民,于是乎我国最近才有保钓大动作出现!
一切都是当年那国中正妹咸猪手,害我当场在日本人婚礼上幹破他鸡掰所惹的祸!!
事实上钓鱼台是我们的!当年婚礼上的中出行动证明了日本人的小鸟无能!!!
台湾巨屌万岁!!我们一人一枪,发射千军万洨即将夺回钓鱼台!!